GOP Hopefuls ..... God Save Us

".... that's right ... the first thing I do each morning is wake up and smell the coffers .... er coffee ... smell the coffee ..."

"Oh myyyyyyyyyy ... look at the size of the wallet on that man ..."

"How do we best help working people? How the hell should I know? Do these look like the hands of a man who has ever done a lick of physical labor in his life ..."

"Hmmmm ... immigration reform? .... Give me a minute ... don't rush me ... trying to remember what I said yesterday ..."

"And my head I'd be scratchin' ... While my thoughts were busy hatchin' ... If I only had a brain ..."