Friday, April 24, 2015

Sing Along With Cletis



Randy Randy
Give us your answer do
Are you crazy
Thinking we’d vote for you
I shouldn't deign to disparage
But it won't be a miscarriage
Cause your deceit
You lying cheat
Means America would get screwed





Christie Christie
Wassa matta witchu
Are you bonkers
Thinking we'd vote for you
What a terrible miscarriage
Is yours and Jersey's marriage
And we'd rather be switched
Than see you hitched
To the rest of America too




Newtie Newtie
Give us your answer do
Are you loony 
Thinking we'd vote for you
Your poor wife's embarrassment
Due to your serial harassment
Means we'd rather be switched
Than see you hitched
To the rest of America too



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