Rewind the Insanity

"Pick Sarah Palin," they said. She'll bring in the women's vote. Sure

she's dumb but she looks good and we can control her." 

"Get her on the phone ... bring her on board," I said. 
"Oh yeah. I said it. God forgive me I did."

"Then, I said I cheated on my wife because I had worked so hard for the good of the country I needed to calm down some. I swear to God, Rick, the Teabaggers lapped it up."

"Ron, I swear .... make one more negative remark about me and I'm telling everybody you're Secret Service code name is Depends."

"Well, I don't care what the others say, Lindsey. You look fabulous."

"Damn! I make it to the top and America finally gets around to judging a man by the content of  his character. Thanks a fucking lot, Martin ..."